virtuosic_flair: (Hi there)
[personal profile] virtuosic_flair
I'm Milla's Geckodaddy! We went out shopping yesterday for geckos, as you do. It's a valid study-avoiding alternative, okay! And we got new friends!




This is Smeagol! Smeagol is happy! Don't worry, that was water in there, not tea... Smeagol doesn't need caffeine...


This is Gollum. He's going to take over the world... Or the terrarium.


And this? This...is totally normal...

Aislinn loves the geckos! We already learned 'look don't touch' and she calls Smeagol "Meemee" and Gollum sounds like a strangely excitable grunt. That's my girl!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com
OHHHH GOD! OH GOD, JULIAN! IT WANTS TO KILL ME!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
Hhahaha, Uncle Thomas! What?

Date: 2010-01-13 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com
SHIT! It's EYES!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com
Your uncle has terrible lizard fear.

Date: 2010-01-13 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY ARE AAAUUUGGHHHH!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
You are hilarious.

Date: 2010-01-13 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denied-defied.livejournal.com
I let Smeagol crawl up my hair to get used to me :D

Date: 2010-01-13 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denied-defied.livejournal.com
So I could feel his little hands as he crawled up my head, and then stroke his lovely scaly tail?

Date: 2010-01-13 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suave-thomas.livejournal.com
eeeuugghhhhh oh holy shit.

Date: 2010-01-13 09:14 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-13 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
They're so adorable! They smile when they eat!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denied-defied.livejournal.com
Eeeeee!! I love watching them ♥ they do love their mealworms and crickets :D :D

Date: 2010-01-13 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
Gulp gulp gulp :D

Date: 2010-01-13 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hail-st-joseph.livejournal.com
Ah, that bottom photo. You're your mother's son, Jules.

Date: 2010-01-13 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohhthescandal.livejournal.com
Ahahaha even the first one looks evil! cute pictures. Did you lick him?

Date: 2010-01-13 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
They're fantastic and entertaining and I'm so glad Milla wanted them!

The boy? Not so much. I'm just a spaz is all!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohhthescandal.livejournal.com
Hahaha you should've licked him :P

Date: 2010-01-13 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
I think he would have been ever so confused!

"What just happened!?"

Date: 2010-01-13 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohhthescandal.livejournal.com
Dare you to do it next time we're out!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
You just want to see me beaten up!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutting-glass.livejournal.com
Awww, cute little lizards!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
Thank yoouuuu!

And your sister is totally one of the best people on this planet.

Date: 2010-01-13 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denied-defied.livejournal.com
♥ right back atcha!

Date: 2010-01-13 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutting-glass.livejournal.com
Awww. I like to think so too!

Date: 2010-01-13 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com
Strange tattooed footballer who purports to be from Thailand? Yep, I know I'd try to lick him...

The geckos are cute, but their eyes are crazy weird!

Date: 2010-01-13 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denied-defied.livejournal.com
I'm sure I read that wrong, you meant "their eyes are cute little lizard eyes" yes? :P

Date: 2010-01-13 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com
Cute little crazy weird lizard eyes?

Date: 2010-01-13 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
He just looked so confused at life, and I was seeking to confuse him further. He saw me after the photo and laughed so hard I think he popped a lung...

I know! I love them! Come say hiiiii!

Date: 2010-01-17 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com
Oh, I have no doubt it was mission accomplished there! Good stuff *grins*

Okay! Yay geckos!

Date: 2010-01-13 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com
Well now, this is what I call almost-in-flight entertainment!

Date: 2010-01-13 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
Hi, Uncle Spectre! You take care of Uncle Thomas now...

And do you mean the licking or the lizards. Or your husband's impressive weenie act?

...Oh man, I wish I'd said that differently.

Date: 2010-01-17 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com
Oh, I will, Julian, believe you me.

Well, I pretty much meant all of the above! Though the latter is more entertaining than just about anything!

Date: 2010-01-17 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
...are you being naughty in reference to my Uncle?! DIRTY MAN LOVE?!

Ahahhaa! Yes, I don't need to know though ;) (Unless you just mean Uncle Thomas acting like a girl about the geckos ;))

Date: 2010-01-17 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-spectre-mors.livejournal.com
I might be. I might be!

Hehehe! There are so many double entendres here that even I can't keep track!

Date: 2010-01-17 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
I know! They're coming out of thin air!

Hehehheheee!

Date: 2010-01-17 11:46 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-13 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddess-walking.livejournal.com
Can't sleep. Geckos will eat me.

Date: 2010-01-13 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virtuosic-flair.livejournal.com
But they would do it cutely!

Date: 2010-01-17 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddess-walking.livejournal.com
Well that's consolation!

Date: 2012-11-28 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pevlovatat.livejournal.com
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