Filtered to Renee
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:41 pmYeah, so. I'm a daddy.
If you're shocked, multiply it by 2971489362359234758932.5 and you've got where I am right now. I can't tell everyone yet. It's a bit...yikes. You know the woman I slept with? The one woman ever. Because she paid me, otherwise blehblehbleh ladyparts? Apparently we're both very fertile. But now GUESS WHAT she's a junkie too. And the baby was born at 25 weeks and that woman just LEFT. And Dad's all angry because how could you leave a little baby and I'm mad too because we went to see the baby and it's so tiny and at first I didn't want anything to do with this, but then I saw the baby and I don't understand how she could just leave. But it's probably for the best I guess. She gave a fake name. Mine is the only name on the birth certificate because I wasn't wise enough not to give her my name...
The baby is a girl. She's going really well. The doctors think she has a real chance at making it. And I want her middle name to be Renee. Is that okay?
If you're shocked, multiply it by 2971489362359234758932.5 and you've got where I am right now. I can't tell everyone yet. It's a bit...yikes. You know the woman I slept with? The one woman ever. Because she paid me, otherwise blehblehbleh ladyparts? Apparently we're both very fertile. But now GUESS WHAT she's a junkie too. And the baby was born at 25 weeks and that woman just LEFT. And Dad's all angry because how could you leave a little baby and I'm mad too because we went to see the baby and it's so tiny and at first I didn't want anything to do with this, but then I saw the baby and I don't understand how she could just leave. But it's probably for the best I guess. She gave a fake name. Mine is the only name on the birth certificate because I wasn't wise enough not to give her my name...
The baby is a girl. She's going really well. The doctors think she has a real chance at making it. And I want her middle name to be Renee. Is that okay?